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mondoleon:

guten tag

WHY AM I LAHGHING SO HARSD ATS THISN OMG!

i wAS EATING SOUP NOW ITS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD THANKS

I’m curious of why this is funny, ladies.

Guten tag is a play on a greeting in German, darlin’.

I know. I’m fluent in German. I lived in Germany, and my sister was born there. How’s it funny?

… Uh. Well I grew up with German in the house, I guess it’s just because it’s clever. I dunno, Jackie, but I’m laughing

It’s alright, baby. I don’t get a lot of these jokes. I understand its because it says Guten in a tag, but it isn’t pronounced as t - ay - g.
It’s pronounced Tawg. That’s why I was confused.

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I do think that all subjects are an important learn, but the most importance goes to math and science, and we’re taught that if you can’t succede at either of those then you are a failure, even if you happen to excell in something like music or art.

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She got em on vibrant lol